Artemis Sauna Club Berlin

I was there last Sunday. Unfortunately most girls are low class. Rude and rushing. The place is beautiful, great sauna and good food.

The facilities at Artemis are genuinely impressive. The sauna area is large, clean, and well-maintained with multiple steam rooms, saunas, and a nice outdoor pool area. The food is surprisingly good for a club like this.. fresh, decent variety, and the buffet stays stocked. Rooms are modern and comfortable, and the overall setup feels premium. Unfortunately, that’s where the positives end. The girls were overwhelmingly rude. Many of them had zero charm or professionalism. I was rushed through sessions. It genuinely felt worse than a clinical check-up at the doctor: zero seduction, zero enthusiasm, just mechanical, impatient service with a side of eye-rolling and sighing. I’ve been to a few FKK clubs and this was one of the most disappointing experiences I’ve had. The hardware is 5-star, but the girls made it feel cheap and depressing. Save your money and go somewhere with better quality and attitude. Won’t be returning.

This has an early stop for me on holiday from America. It’s a paradise an oasis of beautiful women from all over. Everyone is friendly and respectful if you show the same respect, hot tubs, massage stables, showers everything you need. Lots to see. Go ahead and make some of your fantasies come true. Drinks and food are all included with entrance fee. The dance shows can be amazing. I had not seen anything like this until traveling to Berlin and now that I have I don’t know what else can top it.

Was pretty curious about this place but it sadly let me down for most of it. The bar area’s the only good place because that’s where the women are and only there. There’re no women downstairs or at the pool and neither are there in the cinema. The women are fully naked if nothing else. I personally prefer sexy lingerie to tease but you can at least see what you get. Then there were these racist women who said “hello” to me in Chinese but I’m Korean. Not funny. Chips are used for paying which I find outdated and sensitive for committing fraud. I got scammed for one beer for a ten euro chip. Finally, I went upstairs with this sweet Romanian girl who really made me relax and forget everything :)

Heard about this place, with very good positive feedback so, decided to take a shot at it. This place is just about 5 minutes walk from the station. From outside, it just looks like an ordinary building  but the moment you enter it, you will be greeted @ the reception. You pay the charges of 90 euros (which is steep), take a shower, slip in the robe & get in the action area Which is a room wherein in the center is the bar filled with people & ladies sitting, roaming around in skimpy outfits. Either you take ur time, sip a drink or two & then probably have a conversation with the beauties. There is a nice decent sized room with couches showing porno movies for the mood 2 get going. The action room is upstairs but unless accompanied by a lady, one can’t go upstairs. For a 1st timer, it may be a bit overwhelming experience but one needs to be confident & a showman to have a great time or you will be disappointed. Once you are finished with the session, you can pay the money. There is also a pool & just next to it a whirlpool for chilling out. Food is OK. If you are a showman, good looking & probably a European or white guy, your chances of having good fun increases greatly as opposed to an Asian unless YOU have loads of cash to splurge!!  Not being a racist but an Asian person has less chances to have fun than an European or white guy(personal experience). Anyway, in my opinion, anyone coming to Berlin, MUST visit this place!!